Disney Villains Rally Behind Wichita Homeless Encampment
Jafar and Scar think bulldozing a decade-old encampment is too cruel. Judge Frollo thinks it’s overdue.
Trump Kansas Rally Inspires Local Idiot to Create Satire News Website
Earlier this week, Donald Trump held a rally in Kansas in support of Republican incumbent Roger Marshall. While many locals took the opportunity to heckle and disrupt the president’s speech, one man took a different approach to voice his dissent.
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Trump Kansas Rally Inspires Local Idiot to Create Satire News Website
While others heckled the president, one man voiced his dissent another way. He would rather be playing Brotato.
Kansas Legislature Unveils Exciting New Trans-Inclusive Community Engagement Program
Follow a stranger into a gas station bathroom, call the cops, collect $5,000. How do you know who to follow? Vibes, mostly.
Wichita City Council Moves Forward with Plan to Clone Police Officer Charged with Stalking to put in Every Wichitan Home
The council wants a cloned Officer Flock in every home. Residents have questions. One resident has a kidnapping story.
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